GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic bo